when I die Jesus is going to give me a high five and say “I hate to do this but ur going to hell” and I’ll be like “it’s good I know”
'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
How to kill someone;
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie.
tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions
If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you.
if your hands are ever cold just know that you can always put them down my pants
friendly reminder that you don’t owe your mom kindness and love if she hasn’t shown you any, and that family members don’t automatically deserve all your respect if they treat you badly. don’t let anyone make you feel guilty about how your parents treat you.
A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen
if u unfollow me because i reblog too much porn, then you’re lost bby
by Jeremiah Probodanu