I guess you can say I'm pretty lame..

slugly:

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so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

hellokiera:

if you’ve never faked interviewed yourself, you’re lying

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lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

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reenaahongg:

I just wish I had someone to talk to again. I’m so bored without anyone to entertain me. I guess I’m too boring anyways. Ugh.

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patsonpatrick:

What if instead of farting we laughed out of our butts. 

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looses:

Literally me

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queenlaqueefuh:

catswithbenefits:

“those damn lemon stealing whores”

this is a porn introo…… what

Lol

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ellierratic:

tardiscrash:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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penis2bomb:

p1ssblog:

I want a list of everyone who has ever masturbated to me

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